A (divided by) B (equals) S.E.X....An Equation of my own

After yesterdays thought provoking conversation with my S.O. we were messaging today and sometimes we like to play the my "girlfriend would be mad if she knew I was talking to you game" So I sent a BBM (BlackBerry Messenger) saying that I really miss my boo today, I wonder how I should say it...the response that I received was how about an equation so I obliged.  Next time your honey bunny asks you how you feel about them or if you miss them try this mathematical genius on for size...

Warning:  If you take life to seriously and you really, really love math, I am sure I am about to butcher it so please exit this page..Ok? Thanks, bye!

Anyway, here goes..

In an equation where a = me and b =you.

If you take the number of hours since I have seen you last and subtract the number of hours that we have talked on the phone multiplied by the amount of times that I have thought of being with you carry the 1, and divide by the amount of hours that I have felt a kind of way it is directly proportional to the number of times today I have desired to kiss you and the reciprocal of the amount of hours I want to spend in your arms the formula is a/b or a (on top of b) which is also referred to as s.e.x. with a remainder of c (cuddle time).

And who said people that enjoy writing are typically weak in math...hmph! Take that!